Saruman impressions

I have just had my hair cut and the hairdresser has turned me into a version of Saruman! or maybe Malfoy snr. Though I am not platinum blonde and believe I have more sense of humour than either of those chaps, oh and I hope I'm not evil either. I have also never before had ceramic straightening irons applied to my already fairly straight hair. I do not seem to be able to convince the hairdressers that I don't particularly like very straight hair. They seem to think they are giving me a treat. They like it to help make the haircut look more even I think

I do find it amusing that there have been several baddies portrayed with ironed hair.